true story

Seriously. If you dont like it/ get it, please move on with your life. We are derby girls/guys here to make other derby girls/guys laugh. If the jokes not for you, well, its not for you.

You know, cause were gay?

I thought I was gonna DIE. Also, did anyone else get The Shining at the Riv tower? One minute Mercy was telling me to do jumping jacks, the next there were all these old timey people there having some banquet and telling me Ive “always been there”. The fuck? That wasnt on the schedule.

Seriously though, my shit is falling off me like woah.

Be nice or I will cut you.

true story

[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style colour split with black and grey alternating. Foreground: Otter with brown fur, hands over its chest. Black lines under each eye like warpaint. Top text:” [I can see your underwear!] ” Bottom text: ” [So?] ” ]

[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style colour split with black and grey alternating. Foreground: Otter with brown fur, hands over its chest. Black lines under each eye like warpaint. Top text:” [What?] ” Bottom text: ” [You mean you don’t wash your wrists every time you have the chance? Gross.] ” ]

Paraphrased after a friend asked me why I was washing all the way up my arms after seeing a movie. Took me a second to figure out why it was weird.