fuck yeah roller derby otter

I mean seriously, what-what is this? Some kind of black magic?

I mean seriously, what-what is this? Some kind of black magic?

[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style colour split with black and grey alternating. Foreground: Otter with brown fur, hands over its chest. Black lines under each eye like warpaint. Top text:” [Own one pair of jeans and one dress] ” Bottom text: ” [Own 35 pairs of tights] ” ]

[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style colour split with black and grey alternating. Foreground: Otter with brown fur, hands over its chest. Black lines under each eye like warpaint. Top text:” [Own one pair of jeans and one dress] ” Bottom text: ” [Own 35 pairs of tights] ” ]

Duh, winning!
I fucking dig your blog!
I'm not a roller derby girl myself, but I want to!
I'm not old enough here in my state, but soon as I am.
I'll be kicking some ass on that track.
:)

No junior leagues??? Are you sure?? We have 7-year-olds on our banked track! (Every time I see them I have a major existential crisis)

Watch as many YouTube videos as you can, skate as much as possible and you will be rad. Keep us posted babydoll!

i love you roller derby otter. you speak the words of my life.

I’m trying, bro!

Practice is like, hard and stuff. Plus I have to build a dam.